Adventures of girl17

My dear mate James sent me the funniest conversation montage from a chatroom he was in recently.  What is really funny is that he went in as “girl17”.  I HAD to share this with everyone.

Convo 1

Guest_49912: would u like to see me?

girl17: who are you

Guest_49912: im kobi...

girl17: right

Guest_49912: i have a web cam

Guest_49912: so if u want to just say

girl17: why would i want to see your webcam

Guest_49912: i dont know

girl17: neither do i

Guest_49912: to meat me my...be

girl17: and...why would i want to meet you?

Guest_49912: becus...

Convo 2

KinkyMan: hi

girl17: hi

KinkyMan: age?

girl17: cant you read?

Convo 3

jojo1: hi

girl17:  hi

jojo1: how r u

girl17: bored

jojo1: your nam

girl17: pippi longstockings

jojo1: oh is very nice nam

Convo 4

Sexy_Superman: hi

girl17: hi

Sexy_Superman: hi asl

girl17: im from

sweden

Sexy_Superman: cool r u sexy

girl17: are you?

Sexy_Superman: yes i am 6'4'' tall brown hair dark blue eyes 219 lbs very athletic

girl17: so what are you doing in a chatroom

girl17: do you have a small penis or something

Convo 5

Guest_8129: tell me

Guest_8129:  do u shave or trim

Guest_8129: i  like to shavec

Guest_8129: do u

girl17: my ass yeah

girl17: i have a hairy ass

girl17: does that turn you on?

Convo 6

Seth5722: really now, but back to my question arn't you a lil old for my lil pony?

girl17: arent you a lil old to be talking to 17 y/os?

Convo 7

man_with_soul: do u have msn

girl17: no

girl17: but if you get yim and sign onto my personal website for a fee i'll put on a show for you!

man_with_soul: ok

Convo 8

Guest_8129: me2

Guest_8129:  18f

Guest_8129: hot f u

Guest_8129: 36c 

girl17: i dont understand you

girl17: all i am seeing is letters and numbers

girl17: can you use real WORDS please

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ROFLMAO! 

Houston

we have a problem!  Code red!  We have an id-10-t situation! 

Can you believe some of the perverts that lurk in the chatrooms of cyberspace???  And the atrocious spelling???  And the sheer stupidity of these MORONS?!?

James told me I should log in to any random Googled chatroom with the name girl17 and expand on ‘her’ adventures.  According to him it’s so hilarious it’s a real stress and boredom reliever.  I’m not too sure if I can bring myself to let creepy freakshows ‘talk’ to me – or what they pass off for talking at least… 

But hey, if any of you folks feel the need to be a 17 year old girl from

Sweden called Pippi Longstockings with the pigtails

, be sure to log the funniest conversations and send them to me for sharing!

c u ppl l8t!